santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

(Source: annemarina)

h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”